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Haris Rizwan

Editor in Chief / Professor of Coolosphy

  • Hogwarts House: Gryffindor

  • Theme Song: Yellow Flicker Beat by Lorde

  • Favorite Movies: Legally Blonde, The Devil Wears Prada, Coraline, Fantastic Mr.Fox, Back To The Future, Monsters. Inc (any Pixar movie), Jab We Met, Scooby Doo FrankenCreepy, Over The Hedge, Through the Looking Glass, Toy Story 2, The Goonies, The Muppets, Muppets: Most Wanted, Home Alone 2, Looney Tunes: Back in Action, Crazy Rich Asians, Pride and Prejudice, Jumanji 1995, The Polar Express

  • Favorite TV Shows: Doctor Who, Angel, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, The Good Place, Castle, iZombie, MasterChef Australia, Once Upon a Time, WandaVision, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, Torchwood, Stranger Things, True Jackson VP, Sherlock, Schitt's Creek, Crazy Ex Girlfriend, iCarly (Spencer best character) , Victorious, Scooby Doo, Gravity Falls, Anything on BBC Lifestyle, Q-Force, Sleepy Hollow, Wizards of Waverly Place, Phineas and Ferb, Locke and Key, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, The Umbrella Academy

  • Favorite Books: The Harry Potter series, Percy Jackson and The Heroes of Olympus series, The Hunger Games series, The Miss Peregrine series, The Ember Quartet, The Wayside School Series, Goosebumps, Nancy Drew, Paper Towns, Neverwhere, The Glass Menagerie, Jackie Kay's Poetry Collections, The Order of the Phoenix, Around the World in 80 Days, The Wizard of Oz

  • Favorite Musicians: Taylor Swift

Haris Rizwan opened up Orpheus one majestic year. He is the official magazine myth, lost to time, with no confirmation of his continued existence or association with the magazine. Legend has it, he came up with it in bed listening to Taylor Swift. Since then, for reasons, we do not know he retreated to the mountains on a Sherpa retreat where we hope he spends his time singing songs and watching shows with yetis. You will not be seeing him with us but if you do come across him we recommend letting him be and gifting him a sonic screwdriver if you can.

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